Top Chef fans! I have a feeling I know exactly how this is going to shake out, but still. Some people like jerks! I don't judge! I'm sad the show is over already. :)
ETA: OKAY, LISTEN. The game is that you have to pick ONE option per person -- so, for instance, you cannot marry Kevin and Bryan, *cough*
shoemaster*cough*. THESE ARE THE RULES, PEOPLE.
Poll Mmmm chefs.